Thursday, February 15, 2007
Catfighting Season Begins Today

The Barney's warehouse sale begins today. If you've never been before, I will paint the picture for you.

For men, it's a nice way to get shirts at half price and maybe even find a suit at a nice discount.

For women, it's sort of like a convention of local militias agreeing to meet on neutral ground, then breaking out into an elbow-nudging turf war to gain control of the Manolos. It's like regular war, only with five inch heels and black instead of camo. Because black is the new black.

Bless.

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